swine flu doesn't exist

everybody, stop freaking out about swine flu.
it's pissing me off.
YOU DON'T HAVE SWINE FLU, OKAY.
neither does your roommate. or that dude down third ave who coughed in your direction.
oh yeah, and neither does every mexican in the world.
the stigma this stupid flu is causing is so off-putting to me.
what a true display of human nature. disgusting.
i can't stand life when things like this happen.
everybody makes me sick.

i also have to confess i kind of like finals. if just to watch everybody freak out. losers.